Is God a Woman?

[Hambil]

That would make impregnating the virgin Mary hot lesbian sex... I still don't believe in God but it might get me to read the bible.

 

[Gagh]

Possibly.

 

[Hambil]

Thank you for your great wisdom. It is now clear to me that God is either a woman, or not a woman.

 

[Cassie]

Who else but a female god would think it was funny to make women suffer? THE BITCH.

 

[Hambil]

You're being tested to see if you love her even when she's a compassionless cunt.

 

[Cassie]

Everyone knows women hate each other.

 

[Hambil]

Except for when they're having hot lesbian sex.

 

[Gagh]

Thank you for your great wisdom. It is now clear to me that God is either a woman, or not a woman.

Oh? Just how exactly is one to go about gathering concrete evidence in order to provide you with a detailed argument in determining the gender of what is very likely a non-existant deity?

Or would it be fair to say the one-word reply & LOCK THREAD emoticon content of my reply irked you?

You know, not every post down here has a need to be a literary masterpiece, so pOI)P*)&(*UJPIOUJPOU)*&)*&*JHIUHGIUY*&(*U*IUYUTYy HHUY PAL.

 

[Hambil]

frog

 

[Cassie]

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

God is coming. She is pissed!

 

[Hambil]

Whole beef, or pork, or some weird mix? And would you have a cheese center?

 

[Cassie]

Weird mix, no cheese!

 

[CaptainWacky]

God ain't shit.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Technically it was the Holy Ghost that impregnanted Mary, which more than likely doesn't have a gender, what with it not being a physical being and instead an abstract concept.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was the midichlorians.

 

[Ishcabittle]

gagh's right.

also, it is a fool's folly to attempt to personify that which is implicitly beyond us. if a man could hold the image of god in his head long enough to consider it, wouldn't that man then become god?

 

[Hambil]

When you think of a tomato do you become a tomato?

 

[Ishcabittle]

yes.

 

[Cassie]

mmm.. I'm going to eat you.