Is it Legal to Shoot Jehovah's Witness?

[starguard]

Even if they keep ringing the doorbell over 1000 times? :huh:

 

[K Dogg]

No, but it should be.

 

[Malarky]

It depends. Do they make you feel as though they're invading your home?

 

[Lilac]

Defending your property defense.

 

[Dr Dave]

Even if they keep ringing the doorbell over 1000 times? :huh:

No, but it should be. I hate anybody who knocks at my door selling something or trying to get me to check out their cause/religion/whatever.

 

[Lilac]

Hi, I'd like to sell you cheap riverfront property on Alcatraz!

 

[Dr Dave]

Go fuck yourself

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

No. But it is legal to give them a blood transfusion.

 

[Techman]

Even if they keep ringing the doorbell over 1000 times? :huh:

I think they expect to be snubbed...something about penance.

 

[Sarek]

If they can't find the bodies, it's legal.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Just answer the door naked with an erection while chanting "Hail Satan!"

Works for me, anyway.

 

[Jethro]

squirt them with a fire extinguisher or water hose. No court in the country would convict you.

 

[Lilac]

What's the difference between a Jehova's Witness and a pair of stray cats?

The stray cats are only having sex when they disturb you with their noise.