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Is it possible that evolution is true but God was the one who made us sentient?

True. But my momma told me that my sentience began from a boost from a Dodge Dart battery via Canadian Tire booster cables. However, god could have planned that.
 
Maybe Adam and Eve were cavemen and then Caine hit Abel with a club because he discovered fire and maybe we'll discover a cave painting of God making cavemen sentient and Richard Dawkins will go "SHIT!"
 
God wears a beer-stained wifebeater, flipping the channels on His black and white t.v., and fingering a frayed hole in His La-Z-Boy recliner, while yelling at His wife to bring Him snacks.

Sentience is a trick of the electromagnetic buzz of His set. We are all but static.






"Mommy, what's 'butt static'?"
 
I believe sap is stickier than God.
I believe trees walk the earth at night in search of virgin blood.
I believe cavemen stand on the corner waiting for a shortbus called 'Oblivion.'
I believe Wacky is viewing this thread from an alternate universe underneath a patchwork quilt made of circuitous dreams and time-spanning offal.
 
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