Is it time to end the Beyonce threat once and for all?

[CaptainWacky]

She's pushed too far. It's only a matter of time before she strikes. We should strike first. Wipe her off the map.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The trip to Cuba was a final straw. She's an enemy combatant.

 

[I Love Cunt]

What did she do? I can't find anything-except for a really sexy video.

 

[whisky]

She wants people who have spent well over the odds to go see her in concert not to take any photos, in case she dosnt look good in them.

 

[headvoid]

Ha! That is what she WANTS YOU TO THINK.

The mothership arrived a year ago, are you people blind?

 

[Cassie]

NEW WORLD ORDER!

 

[Loktar]

NUDE WANG ORGIES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She believes herself to be Azor Ahai reborn, wielder of Littebringer and the world will fall if she does...

She's mad. She sacrifices goats before every concert. She knew Beiber was getting too popular and started drugging him so he'd act erratically. She killed Michael Jackson. She eats washing machines.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about the dryers?

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[Dr Dave]

Attack tiger?

 

[Loktar]

Not likely. The tiger looks too surprised or aroused to attack effectively.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She looks thin there! (Not saying she's fat now...just evil.)

 

[Conchaga]

As if one Jane Fonda wasn't bad enough...

Hand-carved ice balls? Titanium drinking straws?

I swear. Once some of these people become richer than god they do the craziest shit. Even Mariah Carey's rider wasn't that nuts. All she wanted was an all-white dressing room.

She's almost at Tom Cruise crazy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mariah Carey is a saint.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nicki Minaj disagrees.

 

[Conchaga]

I'd like to flog the lot of them with Lindsay Lohan's used dildo.