Is John Locke actually JOHN PAUL LEVESQUE?

[CaptainWacky]

Then Harrison Ford says "you're supposed to be chaging my diaper!" GET IT HE'S OLD LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND SMOKES A LOT OF WEED AND HAS POOR KIDNEYS LOL

I BET CLAISTA LOOKS FAT TO HIM LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BET HE KEEPS HER IN A CAGE AND DOESN'T LET HER EAT AND THROWS LIT MATCHES ON HER BARE FLESH LOL

 

[Tisiphone]

You mean he watched Buffy???

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEP that's where he got the idea originally but years of alcohol abuse have made him think he came up with it and he told his friend Joseph Stalin (no relation) all about it and he sploodged in a vain effort to finish this sentence.

 

[Tisiphone]

But then he came back and said "I'm gonna make you bark, bitch!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually, all he got out was "I'm gonna make you bahhh--" but then fell asleep in his cannibus-filled haze.

 

[CaptainWacky]

i can't remember what we were talkinga bout

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Mister Eko references are very dated now.

 

[Cassie]

Good thread. THE SMOKE MONSTER SHOULD REVIVE MR EKO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think the actor was a bit "eccentric" so I doubt we'll even see him again in flashbacks.

 

[Cassie]

DAMN HIM FOR BEING PSYCHO IN REAL LIFE DOESN'T HE KNOW WE NEED HIM ON LOST?!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least they wrapped up all the mysteries surrounding his character (he's a murdering bastard pretending to be a priest.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And he refused to change, so the island killed him.

But I thought the island killed people when they had resolved their issues, repented and run out of interesting storylines?

 

[Cassie]

Apparently the island also kills actors who refuse to behave.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It kills people for fun.

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why didn't he throw the knife at the radio instead of the girl...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Hurely said "that was a good game of chess...MISTER EKO!" to an empty chair?

That was fucking lame.

 

[whisky]

Remember when he gained even more weight, then worked as a detective tracking down people from alcatraz?

No, because noone else watched it.