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Is Laughing at myself...

Let's see... you enjoy cooking. And dust. Perhaps a little dark mysterious cobwebby lust on the periphery...

Are you particularly fit? Do you come from good genetic stock? Would you consider yourself comely or handsome?

How big are your hands?
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Let's see... you enjoy cooking. And dust. Perhaps a little dark mysterious cobwebby lust on the periphery...

Are you particularly fit? Do you come from good genetic stock? Would you consider yourself comely or handsome?

How big are your hands?
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Dust, Huh?

Cooking, yes.
Fit? I bike a bit, but that's only good for the legs.
Genetics, mediocre.
Looks? Lack of C. No.
Hands, round palms, fingers a little shorter than the length of the palm.
Good for massage though.
 
You're intelligent, and sensitive, BG; a giver. Personality goes a long way.
 
They fired me at my job yesterday because I'm too grumpy, (honest = rudeness)with customers.
 
Wow. That REALLY sucks. I'm sorry to read that, man.

Any leads on anything else? Prospects? (In the food industry?)

Are you one of them snooty French chefs?
 
I can throw fits if that's what you mean.

Yeah, I have some other ideas.
 
Did you ever stop to think, maybe it's not you, but the job?
 
Granted the place was hard, And the position didn't fit me very well,
but if it happens just too many times, it's gotta be the person.
 
Maybe you just have high standards. Nothing wrong with that...

And, um... I've said the same thing about myself and an unrelated issue.
 
And, If there doesn't seem to be any job that truely fits "you", then its gotta be you and not the job.
 
Ok, so what do YOU wanna be when you grow up, and how is that gonna help you get a girl?
 
I've been living like a monk for so long now, i'm pretty sure it's irreversible.
 
Ah, the 'wise man on the hill' archetype.

I dream of that guy from time to time. Be careful what you wish for, BG. You might just get it!

And maybe you will. :)
 
(more like Hermit)

Well....


Curious piques my interest every now and again.
 
A man could do a lot worse than being (with) Curious.
 
I think she wants a more outdoorsman though.
 
We could always ask her, but I think she'd blush and avoid the thread altogether.

Nothing wrong with being outdoorsy, though. You just best get used to the COLD.
 
Camping with ONE sleeping bag!

Yeah, she'd avoid it.
 
Winners on both counts, BG!

(How the hell did we get HERE?)
 
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