Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Loktar's right, I'm really not a pervo. I do have an anecdote, though.
Context: I really don't have sex all that often anymore. This is a relative statement. I get to have sex about once or twice each weekend. But I have to be around this guy an awful lot more than that, and I'd like to have sex more often since he is here and attractive. Two weekends ago I half-woke up in the middle of the night to a disturbance in my vagina. I groggily realized that there was a penis in there, and it was enjoyable. Or, it would have been enjoyable but my brain was still in a dream-like state and I couldn't stop thinking about toasters or something. Then it was over. Just like that. I had not been thinking about sex. In fact, this past year I have worked extra hard on putting sex out of my mind. But now I felt like I had just had sex, and I wanted more. And he was done and falling asleep --and I had become wide awake and horny! This put me in a terrible mood and I distinctly (from my female ammo memory) remembered long ago him telling me that he'd never ever have sex with me while I was asleep. That he just didn't do that. At the time I would have been okay with him fucking me while I was asleep. I would have been fine with it because I knew I'd get some in another couple of hours anyway. I don't feel that way anymore. I'd just had sex while I was asleep, and now I wouldn't get to have sex again for a whole week! Because of an incident I barely remembered! I was very unhappy, and my irritation is increasing just thinking about it. So I woke him up and proceeded to express my unhappiness. He said he thought I was awake. I didn't know how to argue with that so I kept him up with passive-aggressive statements until he was unhappy too.
The next day we discussed it a little bit and came to a compromise. Now, when he wakes me up in the middle of the night to have sex he will make sure I am awake by slapping me roughly several times in the face. A win-win situation.
That was sometime between 2AM and 4AM on Saturday the 14th. I have had sex once since then.
Context: I really don't have sex all that often anymore. This is a relative statement. I get to have sex about once or twice each weekend. But I have to be around this guy an awful lot more than that, and I'd like to have sex more often since he is here and attractive. Two weekends ago I half-woke up in the middle of the night to a disturbance in my vagina. I groggily realized that there was a penis in there, and it was enjoyable. Or, it would have been enjoyable but my brain was still in a dream-like state and I couldn't stop thinking about toasters or something. Then it was over. Just like that. I had not been thinking about sex. In fact, this past year I have worked extra hard on putting sex out of my mind. But now I felt like I had just had sex, and I wanted more. And he was done and falling asleep --and I had become wide awake and horny! This put me in a terrible mood and I distinctly (from my female ammo memory) remembered long ago him telling me that he'd never ever have sex with me while I was asleep. That he just didn't do that. At the time I would have been okay with him fucking me while I was asleep. I would have been fine with it because I knew I'd get some in another couple of hours anyway. I don't feel that way anymore. I'd just had sex while I was asleep, and now I wouldn't get to have sex again for a whole week! Because of an incident I barely remembered! I was very unhappy, and my irritation is increasing just thinking about it. So I woke him up and proceeded to express my unhappiness. He said he thought I was awake. I didn't know how to argue with that so I kept him up with passive-aggressive statements until he was unhappy too.
The next day we discussed it a little bit and came to a compromise. Now, when he wakes me up in the middle of the night to have sex he will make sure I am awake by slapping me roughly several times in the face. A win-win situation.
That was sometime between 2AM and 4AM on Saturday the 14th. I have had sex once since then.
