Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
He's got one tit bigger than the other.
Especially when he has a girlfriend and the Arsenal football team to lust after.
No, I'm not bi. I'm really not a sexually oppressed person and gave the idea some thought during those formative teen years as I imagine most do and most don't accept they do.
But I'm pretty boringly straight. If I was gay I wouldn't wear my pride pin like a Starfleet officer around town though (Hells Kitchen ref for Eggs!)
Looks at mood..
OK, it's fun being EXTRA GAY sometimes!