CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It certainly would explain a thing or twelve.
THROWING APPLES AT WAR HERO HOBBITS.
HE PROBABLY IS.
REMEMBER THAT LOTR QUOT GAME MENTY.
I BUMP IT EVERY YEAR.
AND yOU NEVER REPLY.
THAT'S GOING IN MY SUICIDE NOTE.
YEAH TED SANDYMAN SEEMED ALRIGHT AT FIRST WHEN HE WAS GOSSIPING IN THE GREEN DRAGON.
BUT THEN HE THREW THAT APPLE.
WHAT A PRICK.
WAIT, WAS IT AN APPLE?
I KNOW BILL FERNY THREW AN APPLE.
OR SAM THREW AN APPLE AT HIM.
FUCK.
ONLY MENTALIST COULD ANSWER THIS.
AS HE IS, IN ACTUAL FACT, TED SANDYMAN.
SO HE KNOWS THE ANSWER.
BUT HE'LL NEVER READ OR REPLY TO THIS.
REMEMBER THE "I WILL MURDER A MINE FIELDER EVERY DAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS" THREAD?
NEITHER DOES TED SANDYMAN.
ARGH.
FUCK YOU TED SANDYMAN.
After the Battle of Bywater on November 3, 3019, Frodo and Sam returned to Hobbiton with Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took. They encountered Ted Sandyman at the New Mill. Ted laughed at their dismay at the destruction that had been done to Hobbiton, and he said that if they touched him he would report them to the Chief. When Merry told him that the Chief's Men had been defeated and that the Chief was about to be removed, Ted was shocked. He sounded a horn to raise the alarm, but Merry responded by sounding the Horn of the Mark, and Hobbits from all over Hobbiton responded.
The New Mill was subsequently torn down. It is not known what became of Ted Sandyman.
YEAH.
I JUST TYPED ALL THAT FROM MEMORY BY THE WAY.
SO THERE WAS NO APPLE INVOLVED.
I WAS CONFUSING IT WITH THE BILL FERNY INCIDENT.
MAYBE THAT MEANS MENTY IS BILL FERNY.
MISTREATING BILL THE PONY.
FIGURES.
OKAY.
THREAD OVER.
THROWING APPLES AT WAR HERO HOBBITS.
HE PROBABLY IS.
REMEMBER THAT LOTR QUOT GAME MENTY.
I BUMP IT EVERY YEAR.
AND yOU NEVER REPLY.
THAT'S GOING IN MY SUICIDE NOTE.
YEAH TED SANDYMAN SEEMED ALRIGHT AT FIRST WHEN HE WAS GOSSIPING IN THE GREEN DRAGON.
BUT THEN HE THREW THAT APPLE.
WHAT A PRICK.
WAIT, WAS IT AN APPLE?
I KNOW BILL FERNY THREW AN APPLE.
OR SAM THREW AN APPLE AT HIM.
FUCK.
ONLY MENTALIST COULD ANSWER THIS.
AS HE IS, IN ACTUAL FACT, TED SANDYMAN.
SO HE KNOWS THE ANSWER.
BUT HE'LL NEVER READ OR REPLY TO THIS.
REMEMBER THE "I WILL MURDER A MINE FIELDER EVERY DAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS" THREAD?
NEITHER DOES TED SANDYMAN.
ARGH.
FUCK YOU TED SANDYMAN.
After the Battle of Bywater on November 3, 3019, Frodo and Sam returned to Hobbiton with Merry Brandybuck and Pippin Took. They encountered Ted Sandyman at the New Mill. Ted laughed at their dismay at the destruction that had been done to Hobbiton, and he said that if they touched him he would report them to the Chief. When Merry told him that the Chief's Men had been defeated and that the Chief was about to be removed, Ted was shocked. He sounded a horn to raise the alarm, but Merry responded by sounding the Horn of the Mark, and Hobbits from all over Hobbiton responded.
The New Mill was subsequently torn down. It is not known what became of Ted Sandyman.
YEAH.
I JUST TYPED ALL THAT FROM MEMORY BY THE WAY.
SO THERE WAS NO APPLE INVOLVED.
I WAS CONFUSING IT WITH THE BILL FERNY INCIDENT.
MAYBE THAT MEANS MENTY IS BILL FERNY.
MISTREATING BILL THE PONY.
FIGURES.
OKAY.
THREAD OVER.