Is Neighbours worth watching today?

[CaptainWacky]

QUICK ANSWER

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't know, I was at uni.

So far: Steph's whining. Lyn's saying "you knoooow". Bree's being a fat goth. Harold's looking concerned and waffling about the salvos.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Timmins' are rich, SHIT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope Susan fucking burns down Lassiter's.

 

[Gagh]

Having watched it, yes, but only for Janae's bosom.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BOTOX

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was good when Paul called Carmella a "SELFISH WHORE".

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, then Carmella replied with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS and CHEESE GRATER TO HIS ONE KNEECAP.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Then Oscar fell in Lassiter's lake and Lyn thought he'd drown, but it wasn't deep enough for his turn ups to get wet.

Elsewhere, Boyd kicked the shit out of Harold "graaaandaaaad" Bishop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Boyd supposed to be a hatable little shit now?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Psyching out Elle is the only good thing he does anymore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've noticed Elle looks ANNOREXIC AS FUCK lately.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Boyd stole her body fat to freak her out!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She eats Paul's fake leg to fatten up.

 

[Gagh]

Janae is fitter than Sky, and barely legal, so she gets additional FORBIDDEN FRUIT points.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her boss is the most obvious "sleaze" on the face of the planet yet she somehow didn't notice this when she got the job.

 

[Gagh]

Yes, or the fact he looks like a failed pornstar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PEPPER STIEGER COVERS HER NAKED BODY IN PEPPER AND ASKS NED TO SNEEZE ALL OVER HER BUT JUST THEN KATYA WAKES UP FROM HER COMA AND SAYS "FROM BENEATH YOU IT DEVOURS!"

 

[Gagh]

THEN HER FACE TURNS INTO MEL GIBSON'S AND HER RIGHT ARM TURNS INTO SCARY SPICE AND SHE PASSES OUT AND DIES IN NED'S ARMS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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