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IS SANTA REAL

Mentalist

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Im 15 and after all the drama,sneaking around and stuff i thought i cought my mom out!...and i did...but I did some MAGER research and Santa goes to two billion kids a night and theres four billion.Santa dos'nt come to everyone in one night so your mom and dad SOMTIMES get the presents becouse its impossable FOR Santa.to get to everyone so nomatter what people say..
SANTA IS REAL............after all Santa is a saint so you dont have a choice in either you belive or not

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I think santa is real becase if you get a lot of things on christmas day your parents would not spend say 400$ on you would they ? but if you do not belive in santa you have that right.one year I got a go-kart for christmas and I know my parents would not spend 600$ dollars on a go-kart.So I'm telling you santa claus is real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think santa is real because the canada/american natioal airforce control tracks santa he is real.If he was not real why would the air force track him every christmas eve??My cousin dana is 12 years old and she still belives in santa(unlike Shelby on this page)If you read books there some that say they have seen unidentified objects on christmas eve.Others say they have seen someone in someone's hous delivering toys.And like said earllier why would the air force track him because there board?or another reason why they would track him because there are no more terorist in the us? so this christmas eve stay awake and see if he comes.some say santa tells you to be sleeping because your parents don't want you to see them WRONG!!!!! Its because santa dosen't want to reveal his secret.so on christmas day check to see if santa ate the cookies then thats how you can see if hes real.some bad kids think santa is not real because they always get coal but its because they were BAD.but if you belive in santa deep down in your heart expect something nice under the tree if you know what i mean
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hi santa is real and all the ppl that dont belive he is real i dont know what ashely and shopie and amy were talking about i saw santa with my own two eyes my eyes were all blurry and i tried to rub them but it just stayed blurry i dont know what it was but i belive it was santa clause..

That's some damn convincing evidence there.
 
SANTA IS REAL BECAUSE ONE TIME I HID BEHIND THE COUCH. BUT MY MOM AND DAD CAME DOWN STAIRS. THATS WHEN I WAS VERY DISPOINTED. THEY WERE PUTING GIFTS UNDER THE TREE. I POPED OUT FROM BEIND THE COUCH AND SAID YOU ARE MEAN YOU LIDE TO ME. BUT I CAME DOWN STAIRS AND SAW GIFTS UNDER THE TREE I WAS CRYING. MY MOM AND DAD WERE A SLEEP ON THE COUCH. THEN I HERD A BIG BOOM ON THE ROOF. IT WAS SANTA HE CAME DOWN THE CHINMEY AND LOOKED AT ME AND SAID IM REAL. BUT I SAID WHY DO PEPOL DO IT THERE SELVES AND HOW GET AROUND SO FAST HE SAID TO ME HE ONLY COMES TO THE HOUSES THAT EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE KNOWS IM REAL THAT IS HOW I GET AROUND SO FAST YOUR MOM AND DAD JUST FORGOT TO PUT SOME GIFTS UNDER THE TREE IM REAL. WHY WOULD ALL THOSE PEPOL GATHER AROUND AND LOOK FOR ME IM REAL

Oh my.
 
O....k...let me get this strait..
SANTA IS REAL! everyone else is a retard, why would EVERYONE talk about it every year?? why would they have santa claus trackers all over the world?!
also Perents DO NOT lie to there kids, and if they say hes not real they just don't know the freaking meaning of christmas, i think its all cleared out now :)
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umm santa WASSSS real a long time ago! a loooonnngg time ago! but u can believe he was real ya kno? little kids that are pooer believe in santa with all their hearts and dont gat anything at all!! parents and realatives and neighbors just loovvvee setting up traks of santa and telling you storys.Also the main reason of christmas is that jesus was born not presents or santa! ok plaesse beleive me i wouldnt lie even if you dont know me i belive in jesus!
~Liz
p.s. Jesus is the reason for the season!!!!!!
god bless you!

Love the Jesus Love.
 
lol... so cute.
 
hiya guyz. SANTA IZ SOOOOO REAL! if other retards wanna go and belive summin else den LET THEM! I mean, its not like it affects us NORMAL KIDS!!! they have no life so they try and ruin our CHRISTMAS! WELL GUESS WAT NON-BELEVERS? IT AINT WORKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats all. =)
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I KNOW THAT SANTA IS REAL BECAUSE HE WROTE ME A LETTER HE SAID TO ENJOY MY TOYS AND HE IS SO COOL ONE TIME I WROTE A LETTER TO HIM WHEN I WOKE UP IT WAS NOT THIER AFERA WHILE HE HAD WROTE ONE IT I BELIVE IN SANTA BECAUSE I HAVE ALOT ALOT OF CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AND DONT LET ANYONE GET ME DOWN BECAUSE THEY DONT BELIVE IN SANTA

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I never understood why Jesus was the reason for winter.
 
SANTA IS AS REAL AS MORBO.

BUT MORBO GETS MORE TAIL.
 
Santa needs to buy some kids some spell check.

How nice that kids don't believe their parents would never buy them expensive things.
 
If believing in Santa/Jesus gets those kids through the day, then what's the harm?
 
hiya guyz. SANTA IZ SOOOOO REAL! if other retards wanna go and belive summin else den LET THEM! I mean, its not like it affects us NORMAL KIDS!!! they have no life so they try and ruin our CHRISTMAS! WELL GUESS WAT NON-BELEVERS? IT AINT WORKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats all. =)
Replace "SANTA" with "BUSH" and you have the official Republican Platform for the last two elections...
 
Have you been adding bitters to your Stoli again?

BTW, I had some vanilla Stoli at a Holiday party and it was A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
 
There is Stoli, and there's everything else.
 
omg theze kidz r sooo lame! Wots with all the empty rhetoric?
Santa lives right up here in the North Pole!
I just saw him getting 1 % milk at the A & P! omg.
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