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Is Speed the greatest movie ever?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Probably not, but it'a awesome.

Howard Payne: See, I'm in charge here! I drop this stick, and they pick your friend here up with a sponge! Are you ready to die, friend?
Harry: Fuck you!
Howard Payne: Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "Fuck you!"?

Jack: Harry! Tell me good news, man.
Howard Payne: Oh, I'm sorry, Jack. He didn't make it.
Jack: You, FUCK!
Howard Payne: It was the watch that lead him to me, wasn't it? Huh? It seemed a little hammy to me to build a bomb out of my precious retirement gift, but, you know, I figured a sign that said "Howard Payne" would be pushing it.
Jack: I'm gonna rip your fucking spine out, I swear to God.

Howard Payne: [Payne wrestles with Jack for a deadman-switch detonator on top of a runaway subway train] I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter! I'm smarter!
[Jack sees a hanging light approaching and forces Payne into its path. Payne looks up and screams before the light decapitates him]
Jack: [grabbing the detonator before Payne's body falls away] Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!
 
Havent seen it in about 20 years, so probably due to give it another go I reckon.
 
I thought it was EXCITING.
 
Its better than Speed 2 anyway.
 
Speed has Neo, Speed 2 has Boba Fett (okay, Jango Fett). Tough choice.
 
Wasn't speed 2 on a boat?
 
Yeah. It had a bomb on board iirc, as well as Sandra Bullock. And crashed.
 
And no Dennis Hopper who I just found out has terminal cancer, so that fucking sucks on both counts.
 
It's because you opened that thread about Johnny Vaughan still being alive.
 
I do often think reality rewrites itself based on my thoughts.
 
Then why aren't Natalie Portman and Amy Acker NAKED IN YOUR BED YET
 
Because he wishes it.
 
COINCIDENTALLY Speed was on Starz last night and I caught the last 30 minutes or so. STILL A FUN MOVIE.
 
They are naked on my bed. In my head. With a some guy named Jed. Jed will not get off the bed. I wish Jed was dead.
 
Yeah I think Speed is still pretty good THANKS JOSS WHEDON FOR GHOSTWIRITING MOST OF IT.
 
Was Echo doing the "shoot the hostage" bit in the latest Dollhouse a reference to Speed? Probably not!
 
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