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Is the U.S. Fixed Now?

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I heard a change is a comin'!

What I find most interesting is that the blacks have claimed Obama as their own. Do blacks realize he incubated in the white devil for 40 weeks???

Obama is an uppity half ###### and niggers should try and keep that in mind when balling their eyes out and falling all over themselves to identify with the president. Bill Clinton was ghetto and remains America's blackest president.
 
They can thank their bro when energy costs start rising due to his cap and trade policies.

;)
 
Apparently you haven't heard but black people are no longer going to have to pay bills because as one black voter put it, "I took care of Obama now he goin' take care of me. I don' have to warry 'bout my house, gas, nuffin'."
 
I want free money for some new tattoos and shit. maybe a sack of good weed too.
 
Are you white? If you are then NO!! Lord have mercy the white man bin gittin er'ything he wonts off da backs of blacks for 700 yea's naw!!!

If you're black then YES! GLORIOUS YES! Just send in your home address and regular checks for weed and tattoos will be mailed to you immediately. There is one stipulation, you musn't spend any of it on your illegitimate child (and you know you have one) but DO buy your current baby mama lots of gold jewelry and get expensive rims for you 1989 Oldsmobile.
 
Laker_Girl, where is your hope and change??

;)
 
I HOPE this will only be a four year presidency because CHANGE is all I'll have left in my bank account if it's longer.
 
Diversify your portfolio. Djibouti's looking like prime real estate.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I HOPE this will only be a four year presidency because CHANGE is all I'll have left in my bank account if it's longer.
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If you weren't funding shady organizations through this board, you wouldn't be running on change.
 
The election of Obama will indeed fix the US. In fact, Obama's election means no one will ever die in a plane crash again.
 
When all the power and money is taken away from people who airquote the word science the US will be fixed. We're working on it.
 
I "fixed" my dog a few years ago.

I don't THINK He's missed them...but sometimes he just STARES at me with that look of "What the HELL did I ever do to you...HUH?".

-SB
 
^^Oddly enough that's exactly what I say everytime I hear Obama speak about his policies.
 
It'll take a lot more than Obama can do to fix the US.
 
Oh no it won't! Not according to all the sheep that voted for him.
 
Well, there are idiots on both sides. He isn't the Messiah, or the devil. I hate all politicians pretty much equally.
 
Obama, the Saviour of Man, replaced Bush, the Warrior Poet. In a few years, Jindal, the Holy Blade will run against Biden, Apostle to the Messiah.
 
Celebrities, the biggest sheep of all.

And yes Cassie, I agree, Obama is not the Messiah or the devil but what I can't take is the mainstream media's constant and continual orgasm everytime he takes a dump, it's ridiculous. It's like I said to BDM, I'm never going to know what's really going on because the mainstream media jerk off to him every morning, noon, and night and Fox News acts like he rapes babies. It's fucking frustrating!!!
 
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