Is there a vagina capable of withstanding the colossal might of my godlike peenus?

[The Question]

I think not! issed:

 

[Loktar]

A titanium robot vagina perhaps.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Put some lipstick on an elephant?

 

[The Question]

I like the titanium robot vagina idea. I'm thinking the Summer Glau version. Or maybe the Kristanna Loken version. Or maybe both. At the same time. Yeah.

 

[Homo Erectus]

I think not! issed:

You could always go back to cattle.

 

[The Question]

You could always go back to cattle.

I could, but I hear your sister hooked up with a nice Greek fella.

 

[Homo Erectus]

he's not Greek. He's Macedonian.

 

[The Question]

What a nut.

 

[Homo Erectus]

what a boob.

 

[The Question]

 

[Homo Erectus]

hotlinking is not permitted on imageban huh? wow. Good one.

 

[The Question]

Shut your semen-lined piss pit and look at the tits.

 

[Homo Erectus]

yah um...You don't have very good reading comprehension skills do you? All I see is a fuzzy picture of you looking supercilious. And next to that blank space much like what one wold find in between your ears one would assume.

 

[The Question]

Whatsamatta, did your mommy and daddy put parental controls in place on their computer?

 

[Homo Erectus]

Nope. I can look at all the porn the world offers any time I like. Except for your boobs picture because, I assume, you are a wanker.

 

[The Question]

Indeed. I'm wanking right this second.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Now, now. Let's not argue over who's wanking and who isn't! We all like a good shuffle now and then.

 

[headvoid]

People who talk a lot about sex, invariably are getting very little.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Saint's a total clunge magnet! They even let him wipe it on the curtains!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Best result item after I just had to Google "clunge":

How much clunge is there in the sea? - Yahoo! Answers