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Is there anyplace more boring than Altoona, PA?

Dude?
Pardon me dear, but missmanners is NOT a dude....
YOU are from Altoona ;) oh really? ;) I had NO idea! ;) So tell me sweet thing... IS there excitement in Altoona?
hmmmm

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Shit there isn't nothing exciting here, this town is for shit. When I get my bike I am riding out of here so fucken fast you wouldn't know.

BUt if you are here we should totally hook up!!!!
 
Altoona is where Michelle Pfeiffer's character is from, and also where the prison is that Al Pacino's character was released from in the movie Frankie & Johnny.

The movie is a completely different animal from the original stage play, but it's OK in its own slowish way...
 
DImbag said:
Shit there isn't nothing exciting here, this town is for shit. When I get my bike I am riding out of here so fucken fast you wouldn't know.

BUt if you are here we should totally hook up!!!!
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This was...... interesting..... to say the least.

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Dear Miss Manners,

Judging from the response from others from your fair town, I would respectfully suggest that the answer is "No."
 
Dudes let me just say that Mrs. Manners is a very cool lady and she knows how to have fun. We met at the food court in the mall and at first I wondered will I get laid but soon it was clear that wasn't gping to happen. That's cool, she is very funny and likes to laugh and dudes she knows all about BIKES. Mrs. Manners used to hang with bikers and so she knows shitloads about Harlies. Fucken a, that rocks!

And then she had to leave and I went home. No kissin or anything but I got a quick hug. So ends my night with Mrs. Manners!
 
Dimbag, that's cool. Sometimes it is great to meet a nice person and just hang out. Thanks for your report.
 
DImbag said:
Dudes let me just say that Mrs. Manners is a very cool lady and she knows how to have fun. We met at the food court in the mall and at first I wondered will I get laid but soon it was clear that wasn't gping to happen. That's cool, she is very funny and likes to laugh and dudes she knows all about BIKES. Mrs. Manners used to hang with bikers and so she knows shitloads about Harlies. Fucken a, that rocks!

And then she had to leave and I went home. No kissin or anything but I got a quick hug. So ends my night with Mrs. Manners!
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Awwww.... how sweet.

I would like to add that DImbag would be excellent poolboy material if I could just clean him up a bit. He has the most stunning eyes. Oh my.... but that old army jacket has GOT to go. I also remember why I like my men with their IQ on the LEFT of the decimal.

Still this was amusing.....

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