Is this the most annoying Jonathan Ross lineup ever?

[Gagh]

Jimmy Carr
Robbie Williams
Serena Williams

Fucking arseholes. I dislike the bloody lot of them, as well as the host!

 

[whisky]

They should have put Jimmy Carr on with Lucy from eastenders

 

[Gagh]

They should have put Jimmy Carr on with Lucy from eastenders

Dear God that girl can't act whatsoever. And as for the writers who write her part. It must go like this:

LUCY enters the room. LUCY is EVIL. LUCY is LAUGHING BECAUSE SHE IS EVIL.

Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAH!

Closet Gay Muslim Character: You have totally blackmailed me!

Lucy: Yes! I don't care becauase I am EVIL! HAHAHAHAHAH!

<LUCY Laughs more>

END SCENE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jimmy Carr's looking a lot slimmer. He's sporting a Norman Bates physique.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jimmy Carr's quite funny, usually. Serena's just a bit boring. Robbie is a twat.

 

[Gagh]

I find nothing about Jimmy Carr amusing at all.

 

[WillsZenith]

All twats. shame the roof didnt fall in.

 

[Gagh]

There's something so amazingly smug about Carr. He sneers at most things people say, then utters something inane and looks about as if its the most funny thing ever uttered. Real comedians make him look stupid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIKE YOUR HERO MICHAEL MCINTYRE?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, and quality jokesmiths Dara O'Briain and Frankie Boyle!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Frankie Boyle is quite good (though he always drowns out the other guests when he's on panel shows.)

 

[Gagh]

Frankie Boyle is funny, as horribly blunt as he can be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That spoon woman needs a sense of humour.