Is this the "real" Vixie?

['Gear]

He lost an eye and part of his cheek and jaw in the war. So now he wears a painted paper mache half-mask thing connected to his spectacles so he blends in a little better.

Y'all don't get Google in Canada?

 

[vixie]

Yeah baby...The ol' cock body!

Slap my mouth with the Cock body huh? I missed this earlier!

I can't dream about that cunt! I won't sleep!

Damn you Gear! Were's BOB?

 

[vixie]

He lost an eye and part of his cheek and jaw in the war. So now he wears a painted paper mache half-mask thing connected to his spectacles so he blends in a little better.

Y'all don't get Google in Canada?

Funneh gear! Why google when you can have the cock body?

 

['Gear]

Yeah, cock body. It's when your cock is semi-erect, sort of floppy but with some growth. The shaft. You can slap shit with it.

You want a fat lip?

 

[Jibbles]

Cock body.... Makes me envision a wacky Inflatable flailing arms tube man. Imagine if you whipped your dick out and it was bright red with the face...