BOY WERE YOU WRONG HUH?Big Dick McGee said:OMFG MAYBE I DIED LAST NIGHT AT 3:00 AM!!
CaptainWacky said:OKay I accept BUT ONLY IF YOU KISS ME ON THE BOTTOM
Eggs Mayonnaise said:YOU CALL WACKY A MAN OF THE YEAR? HOW DARE YOU IMPOSE YOUR LIMITING OPPRESIVE GENDER ROLES ON HIM!!!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! I'M LEAVING FOREVER BECAUSE SOMEONE TOUCHED SOMEONE I KNOW INAPPROPRIATELY WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE AND YOU BROUGHT UP THE MEMORY! EVERYBODY WATCH ME AS I WRITHE IN MY ANGUISH AND BLAME IT ON ALL OF YOU! THEN PAT ME ON THE HEAD AND ACT LIEK I'M NOT THE BIGGEST TWAT ON THE INTERNET!!!
OK, I was projecting a little stuff from another issue on that one...but it felt good.