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Is Tom Welling really Jesus?

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Wouldn't it be cool if we found out that Tom Welling was really the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, and all the stuff he does on Smallville is real and not special effects? How cool would that be??
 
What about all the cool stuff Erica Durance does? What does that make her?
 
A slut, who swallows.
 
Everyone needs a title!
 
What if he was not just Jesus, but the true mastermind behind Orville the Duck, and Orson Welles' father?
 
Or the inventor of Fiddle Faddle!?
 
I'd wash his feet, and work my way up from there... RRROWR.

:gay:
 
I'd certainly say "Hell yes" to a sandwich involving me, Kristen Kruek, Allison Mack, and Erica Durance.

Yes, I'm greedy. I've come to terms with it.
 
I'm Jesus and remember that ep where Lionel was in Clark's body and he was checking himself out in front of the mirror? I got hte biggest fucking hard-on ever.
 
WTF R U PPL TOCKING ABOWWWOWWWOWWWOWWWT?!
 
Welling is a good advertisement for homosexuality.
 
It's the BJ lips and the foot-long eyelashes.

Same reason that an otherwise scary-looking creature like Cillian Murphy is treated as a sex symbol.
 
I wonder if Welling could beat the whale in a fight.
 
Would that make him the Squid?
 
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