Ischabittle!!!

[Tisiphone]

Are you gonna have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, too????

 

[Conchaga]

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

whut

 

[Loktar]

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[The Tomtrek]

(Let's Have A) Patrick Swayze Christmas, by Crow T. Robot

"Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing.

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!

It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car!
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will, ohh,

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all.
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them aaallllllllll!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[Ishcabittle]

the best part of that episode is where you get teh idea the the martians are commies, and that they are doomed to failure because of it. only when they accept santa (jesus) into their hearts are they redeemed.

HOORAY FOR SANTY-CLAUS!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars!