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whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
...That Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of "lob da man in sea"
 
I look forward to seeing what anagramatical method of assassination they use on President Ahmadinejad.
 
Pinheaded, strained jam

So death by dart maybe?
 
WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE, OBAMA?
 
The "death certificate" will just be Obama's fake birth certificated with "OSAMA'S DEAD LOL" hastily written over it in felt tip pen.
 
I was following Twitter all night the night it happened, and no less than 25 celebrities I follow made the "long-form death certificate" joke, all thinking they were the first to do it.

Steven Weber (Wings) was the best. He kept making jokes about the GOP and conservatives all night, and some of his right-wing followers got all huffy and tweeted back that they were going to unfollow him because he was such a LIBERAL OMG, and the rest of his followers were laughing and tweeting "Good Riddance" (like me).

He's still a handsome man these days. You can briefly see his bits in Single White Female.
 
I may be MORE than a little wary of the legitimacy of this whole episode but that didn't stop me from enjoying the fact that the Republicans HAD to congratulate Obama on nailing Osama and the sheer pain on their faces in doing so stimulated me SEXUALLY.
 
Ew Mentalist! LOL

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I was following Twitter all night the night it happened, and no less than 25 celebrities I follow made the "long-form death certificate" joke, all thinking they were the first to do it.

Steven Weber (Wings) was the best. He kept making jokes about the GOP and conservatives all night, and some of his right-wing followers got all huffy and tweeted back that they were going to unfollow him because he was such a LIBERAL OMG, and the rest of his followers were laughing and tweeting "Good Riddance" (like me).

He's still a handsome man these days. You can briefly see his bits in Single White Female.
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I totally plan on getting on stage on Friday and joking about how "They never should have dumped him out to sea! Haven't they seen any 007 movies? In a couple of weeks the guy will be climbing out of the water, on the banks of some castle and he will live another 20 years."
Is that too soon?
Also maybe I should add something that the same people that believe he is still alive also believe Elvis is alive.
Then I thought I would talk about sharks eating his body and fish playing puppets with his bones.
Or maybe not.
 
I'm not sure what the conspiracy theorists alternative story is. The US isn't going to claim he's dead while he's still alive and free in the middle east somewhere, because he'd only have to release a video with him holding yesterday's newspaper to basically bring down the presidency and make sure that the American public and the rest of the world never believed a word they were told ever again. Someone will probably release a video of that nature anyway, come to think of it. Remember when terrorists kidnapped a US Army figurine?

So the only options as I see it are that he died a long time ago, in which case, I would've thought they'd just say so instead of inventing a whole story just to make Obama look good. Or he's alive in some top secret base having his fingernails pulled out and shoved up his bum, which is fine by me despite usually disagreeing with torture, and I'd even forgive Obama lying about it if it gleaned some useful info. Or he really did get shot above his left eye and died a rather unsatisfyingly brisk death, but a death nonetheless.

And I don't see the point in releasing photos because they won't convince anybody anyway. There are a thousand ways to make convincing photos or video footage of someone these days, particularly when it's someone you can study existing footage of, and who only needs to be a lifeless, inanimate corpse.
 
Plus the fact that he got shot in the face at close range which means that any pictures would be:

A) Disgusting
B) Impossible to tell it was him.

So yeah, there's literally no point apart from feeding the crazed blood lust of insane people.
 
Or he had pale breasts.
 
Torture is not some guarantee for good intelligence.

People will say anything to get it to stop.
 
He was a CIA plant played by the same guy who played Saddam (he was a master of disguise.) Poor guy's out of work now.
 
He could find a job in Hollywood i'm sure.
 
The conservative bobble heads are already scrambling to find a way to make Obama look bad in all this. So far they just come across as petty, but I've noticed some of the Fox turd crowd are already parroting them.
 
Pointing out that Obama didn't fly in and personally kill Osama himself seems to be a standard tactic now (someone did it on TrekBBS.)
 
If G.W.Bush had done it, they would not be saying any of this.

President Obama can't do anything to please these people. He could cure cancer and they would find some way to criticise him for it.

The republicans need to face the fact a democrat did something that in 7 years a republican could not manage to do.
 
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