IT IS 19:55 AND I HAVE DRUNK 16 BOTTLES OF SAN MIGUEL

[Gagh]

And yet sadly, I am no more than "numbed". Surely that isn't right? BAH!!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's a marginally expensive way to somehow remain sober!

 

[curiousa2z]

ye gods! is that beer? 16 bottles of beer and you can still spell?
it must have a very low alchohol count!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

May I have one or several?

 

[Dr Dave]

DEATH TO PINEAPPLES!

 

[Seph]

ye gods! is that beer? 16 bottles of beer and you can still spell?
it must have a very low alchohol count!

5.5% or so ca2z...

i can drink like 15 pints of cider, but nobody would notice anything antway becoz my spelling is atrocious.

 

[Gagh]

I was at a BBQ, so I was eating whilst drinking, which always helps. There's much less than a pint in a bottle of San Miguel (275ml - a pint is just under 570ml), and 5% proof, which is probably about average for most bottled lagers. It's just about the only lager I drink, mostly because it has such a smooth taste. All other lagers taste like chlorine, and give me a mouth drier than a buzzard's crotch.

This, therefore, works out as just under 8 pints of beer in about 6 hours - not a great deal, but I was surprised by the fact that it had precisely no effect at all. It just happens sometimes. Other days I get shitted on about 5 pints. I seldom go over the 10 pint limit these days. It's more fun being merry, than slaughtered.

 

[Seph]

yes i get shitted on 5-10 but drink 5-10 more for good measure

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Vodka. It'll take ya there.

 

[Seph]

im sure we would meet in the middle.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm already there.

 

[Seph]

see eggs we already got ourselves a middle.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OF A SANDWICH MEBBE?

 

[Tisiphone]

!!!!