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It Is Entirely Possible

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
That I am too tan. YET! I don't care 'cause it's better than bein' all Nicole Kidman pale white!!

I'm bronzie.
 
One can indeed be too tan.
 
Are you leathery? That's a big red flag right there.
 
Is being a leathery like being a plushy, the difference being you really really like couches and jackets?
 
This is impossible to tell without pictures
 
I gave up on being tan years ago.
 
I have to tan to get white.
 
Why not use TAN IN A TIN?
 
LOL - i use tan in a tin. better then the old stuff that would run. Okay don't tell anyone that use it.
 
I won't.
 
No, I'm not leathery and I've been tanning every spring and summer for the last 14 years. I moisturize three times a day and I don't tan my face, I use a make-up bronzer. :bigass:
 
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