It is Monday Night

[Mirah]

And you are where?
Huh?
Where are you?
Tell me now!

 

[Gonad]

In my yellow shag chair.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I was in bed when you asked.

 

[Cassie]

I was watching The Colbert Report. By then he had a guy on trying to convince people with his book that eating meat is bad because animals feel pain, and that chimps should be given rights because they are so genetically close to humans. It was pretty funny.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Should we fucking kill all the lions and tigers and endangered mountain lions that eat other animals and cause them pain?

Sometimes these media shit-heads just don't take the time to fucking think.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, Colbert asked him some good questions. Like aren't humans omnivores and if we aren't supposed to eat meat then why is it so delicious? The guy said babies might be delicious but we don't eat them.. It was funny.

Nothing against vegetarians, it's probably healthier but damn meat is good. I have a steer in the pen waiting to be butchered as we speak. In a couple months I will have delicious t-bones.. mmmmmeat

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's Tuesday.