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It it wrong to quite want to see Mama Mia?

HEY GAY AGENDA, DIG THAT BLENDER
 
Whsiky needs to be sedated if he wants to see that film.
 
Or sexual predatored (I do'nt know.)
 
I hope they strapped in Meryl's boobs nice and tight.

One o'those puppies gets loose -- BAM -- James Bond loses an eye.
 
Besides, I need to take Jenny to a film she would like after dragging her to so many mens films.
 
But this is a man's film too -- if the man has a cock in his ass.
 
ouch
 
Nothing could make me watch this film. Not millions of dollars, not naked hot womens, not a damn thing could make me watch Meryl Streep drag her bloated carcass around this estrogenfest. It was bad enough being subjected to the trailer.
 
Take her to see Batman but make her listen to Abba on an Ipod during it.
 
I could see paying $11 to see the movie for a laugh. I have steadfastly refused to pay $100 to see it on Broadway or in Vegas all the years it has been open. But $11 isn't rape, and it goes to different people than the show money.
 
I'd see it if Johnny Nose was in it playing The Man From Del Monte (With Metal Feet), and he sung The Clash songs just to be different.
 
CBC had a review yesterday and a little audio of Pierce Brosnan singing.
Let's just say it was CRINGE TIME. I'll pass.

But don't listen to me - I'm gonna see the Mummy just for Jet Li!
 
I'M GOING TO SEE IT FOR ALL MY BITCHES AND ALL MY HOES
 
the Mummy or Mama Mia?
 
One for the bitches, one for the hoes.
 
I wouldn't get too excited over gardening tools, Wacky.
 
I'm gonna see it for my rake.
 
My mate's gonna bring his girlfriend to see it, but buy tickets for Wall-e instead. She won't realise until it's too late.
 
Maybe she'll never realise.
 
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