It just doesn't feel like there's a BB on

[Fuddlemiff]

I will continue to post pervy comments about Jedward and how you can tell the two of them apart merely by looking at their penises.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Actually today's love triangle was kind of funny just because Lucien was so pathetic in the Diary Room. He kept calling Big Brother "mate" which amused me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It just dawned on me that Mumbles is the same age as Jedward. And Jedward are actually more mature about relationships and boundaries, lol. And OMG RIGHT, JEDWARD DRINK ALCOHOL OMG YEAH.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still don't get why he's called "Mumbles" when Paddy's in the house.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He finally mumbled enough last night to earn the nickname, thanks to all the alcohol.

I want to see him naked. (NOT PADDY)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAMMA MIA THEY ALL TURNED INTO MARIO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Surest way to win CBB (unless you're Jedward): have your birthday fall just before the final day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, tonight's seemed like total Kerry promotion. The "I'M DONIG IT FOR MEH KIDSSSSS!" speech seemed like a cynical attempt to win votes to me. But I'm bitter and jaded. Hope Jedward still win, okay, because they're the best, okay, like oh my god okay, it's Britney bitch, okay?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm gonna miss Jedward.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Me too. Maybe they'll start their own live feed in their home and let us watch for a small fee.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe BB12 will be amazingly awesome and we'll love all the housemates!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope the gay guy is sexier and less stalkery than Mario.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wouldn't be hard!