It needs to be done!

[Dual]

DRIVE THE FALSE DUKE FROM OUR LANDS FTC OK?

 

[Dual]

FREEEEEDOMMMM!

 

[Ilyanna]

YES, LET'S GET OUR BADLANDS BACK FROM THE USURPER!!

Dershocka - be afraid.... be very, VERY afraid!

 

[EnglishRose]

False duke, usurper, freedom.......it all sounds a bit, well medieval.

 

[Ilyanna]

Ah, ok, just for you, then:

Let's get the bloody troll off da power buttons so we can post what we wanna post, spam how we wanna spam, and finally get some chocolate cake and whipped cream without having to fear that they are going to be mixed before we have a chance to eat them.

 

[Ilyanna]

Better?

 

[EnglishRose]

much, thank you

 

[Kitty]

Ah, ok, just for you, then:

Let's get the bloody troll off da power buttons so we can post what we wanna post, spam how we wanna spam, and finally get some chocolate cake and whipped cream without having to fear that they are going to be mixed before we have a chance to eat them.

Better?

Word

 

[EnglishRose]

^

Word

 

[Dershocka]

I'm not going anywhere. My grip on the Badlands is as firm as ever.

 

[The Dork Lord]

[insert squeeze the base joke here]

 

[Ilyanna]

I'm not going anywhere. My grip on the Badlands is as firm as ever.

YOU WISH!!

We are going to flame you, troll you, punish you with scathing posts, nag you, slap you around, stop feeding you, spam you, flood you, even merge you until you give up and give the BADLANDS their freedom and self-government.

You think you have a grip on us? Well, wait until your hands start sweating from fear of what we gonna do next, and we'll talk again!

THIS. IS. WAR!!!

 

[Ilyanna]

And never forget.... you now have an enemy in your own camp... one that will try to stop you relentlessly, keep you from exerting modly powers, and repay every modley deed tenfold!!

 

[Dershocka]

*yawn*

Do your worst.

 

[Ilyanna]

:hang:

 

[The Dork Lord]

DO YOUR WORST TO ME TOO ILY!

 

[Ilyanna]

Naw... to you, I will only do my best! And that is wayyyy more wicked than my worst

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Dershocka]

Eat my cock.

 

[Dual]

I'll BITE it off and SWALLOW it!