It was actually me who invented skinny jeans

[CaptainWacky]

ACTUALLY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, well I was wearing socks last week and I went out today and MY FRIEND FRANK LAMPARD WAS WEARING THEM TOO!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you punch him for being a copy cat?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

NO BECAUSE FRANK LAMPARD AND ALSO JOHN WOTSIT.. UM.. JOHN TERRY, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!!

 

[Cassie]

DID YOU ALSO INVENT THE TURTLE NECK?

 

[Grammour Boy]

No, it was me who invented them.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I invented SPAM :bigass:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt it.

 

[The Dork Lord]

it's true

pop up advertisements as well

kill me now

 

[Ishcabittle]

MEOW CHOKE DEAD

 

[headvoid]

If you wear jeans and then dip yourself in a bath of acid it just hurts, they dont shrink, just the pain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's true, my friend Mad Ed tried that. We now call him "Dead Ed"! (He died.)

 

[Gagh]

I'M NOT IMPRESSED. I INVENTED THE TEA COSY, AND AN AQUA LUNG FOR ANTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I INVENTED JEWS

 

[Gagh]

LOL I WIN. I INVENTED HITLER.

 

[jack]

LOL I WIN I INVENTED DENIAL THEORY

 

[Gagh]

YEAH, WELL I'M GOD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH WELL I FEEL SICK URRRRGH

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I INVENTED THIS POST OMG I NEED A NAP