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It will never be May 3rd 2019

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Posting for a friend!

This thread title could be literally true.
 
THANK YOU FOR THE EXTENSION.
 
*joke about Menty posting before then*
 
His robot overlords won't let him.
 
*Joke about wondering if AdmWill is still alive*
 
The only people left will be me, Eggs, Cassie and Aquehonga, who we won't be able to Daycare again because Menty messed up our admin permissions when he once tried to log in drunk in 2017 (he also deleted his TK bookmark that day.) Most of my posts will be "COME BACK, SUSIE!" in the Susie Thread Season 6 after she stopped posting in 2018.
 
Don't worry, there will still be at least 1 working thread at rEFCL by then!
 
WILL I BE DEAD
 
Tomtrek will have moved to America to become "the world finest bra salesman" by 2019. He will have won an award for his "ultimate bra" (it's made out of metal.)
 
WHALE CORNEA will be a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor.
 
The new registered member will be JACKJACKI'MAJACKDANCERJACK98.
 
Maybe the tomtrek will invent a bra that I don't want to take off five minutes after I put it on :rwmad:
 
Cassie will not be wearing a bra on May 3rd 2019.
 
TRUE FACT!
 
NEITHER WILL I (hopefully)
 
Fuddlemiff will make his final post on Christmas day 2017. It will read "STOP ASKING ME WHY I DON'T COME INTO CHAT ANYMORE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"

Ironically, Headvoid will make his last post on the same day. More cryptic than Fuddle's, it will read "the biscuits...they never stop..."
 
The future seems dim.
 
Dr_Dave lasts until 28th of June 2018 at which point he is elected new Anti-Pope of the FUCKLIC CHURCH. It makes sense at the time.
 
YES!
 
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