It's a fact

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

There are not enough people licking my schlong.

There's enough to go around for everyone, so what the fuck, eh? I be tapping your asses like the fucking Fugees, bitches!

STRUMMING MY CLIT WITH HIS FINGERS
PORKING MY ASS WITH HIS WOOD
KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SCHLONG
KILLING ME SOFTLY... WITH HIS SCHLONG

Uh huh. That's right.

 

[Yub]

Loktar might if he can be fully turned the the gay side. Or if you offer him a female willing to take his virginity directly afterwards.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

I'll never get an erection again. :yuck:

 

[Yub]

PROBLEM SOLVED.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Nah. I thought about your wife, and all systems are go again.

 

[Yub]

Yeah, it happens. But I'm the one that gets to do the deed WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[jack]

There are not enough people licking my schlong.

There's enough to go around for everyone, so what the fuck, eh? I be tapping your asses like the fucking Fugees, bitches!

STRUMMING MY CLIT WITH HIS FINGERS
PORKING MY ASS WITH HIS WOOD
KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SCHLONG
KILLING ME SOFTLY... WITH HIS SCHLONG

Uh huh. That's right.

So, you're representative of what TK used to be like?

 

[Yub]

Oh Jack. You smelly old man. You can't help yourself can you?

 

[jack]

I ain't smelly, and I'm "middle-aged".

 

[Gagh]

So, you're representative of what TK used to be like?

He still is, whether you like it or not.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar might if he can be fully turned the the gay side. Or if you offer him a female willing to take his virginity directly afterwards.

Female first. Nothing afterwards.....well maybe another female or two.

 

[Yub]

Ok Ok You're not gay....*cough*fag*cough*

I ain't smelly, and I'm "middle-aged".

Whatever you tell yourself to think you're still attractive to the ladies.

 

[jack]

He still is, whether you like it or not.

You mean I has to make a choice?

 

[Gagh]

You mean I has to make a choice?

Yes, because I'm a miserable, irrational hate-tank and you have no choice but to listen to my bile!

 

[Yub]

I just search Googles Images for "hate tank" and this was on the first page.

 

[jack]

Hey I know, Monkey person there could go topside and start a thread questioning TK theology!

On second thought, never mind, no one gives a fuck anyway.

 

[aeommai]

Yeah, it happens. But I'm the one that gets to do the deed WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youre from australia eh? how bad is the whole "a cups are banned from pornos" thing?

 

[Dirk Funk]

There are not enough people licking my schlong.

There's enough to go around for everyone, so what the fuck, eh? I be tapping your asses like the fucking Fugees, bitches!

STRUMMING MY CLIT WITH HIS FINGERS
PORKING MY ASS WITH HIS WOOD
KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SCHLONG
KILLING ME SOFTLY... WITH HIS SCHLONG

Uh huh. That's right.

This isn't good.

 

[Seph]

monkey is a legend welcome back you have Been missed u grumpy asshole.

 

[jack]

NO U