It's all about me

[Elrod]

Hello.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's all about me

...and the bird that shit in your hair!

 

[Elrod]

Right, but mostly me.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You seem needy.

 

[Elrod]

It's OK, this place meets my needs very nicely.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Cheaper than a shink, eh?

 

[Elrod]

I guess.

 

[The Dork Lord]

THANX 4 DANCING!

 

[Elrod]

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I like boys

Gross.

 

[Elrod]

I'm wearing women's underwear.

Ew. We really didn't need to know that.

 

[Lord Waffles]

I'm wearing women's underwear.

I'm not!

 

[Alyssum]

Jack iz in Elrod'z bed, eatin hiz waffelz with lotz of syrupz.

 

[Lord Waffles]

No,Jack iz n mai bed eatnnz mai pussy wit lotz ov syrupzz.

 

[Alyssum]

Mai mai mai.

 

[Elrod]

I thought you weren't going to post for a month.

 

[Lavender]

No,Jack iz n mai bed eatnnz mai pussy wit lotz ov syrupzz.

No, mine.

 

[Lavender]

I thought you weren't going to post for a month.

But we are Love Child

 

[Lavender]

This is funny...just who do you think we are, Elrod?

 

[Alyssum]