It's all about me

[Lilac]

I think it's funny how no one believes they're me

I KNOW they're not you.

 

[Lilac]

 

[Lilac]

Of course, what would I know? I'm unaware of what's going on in the background, even though I keep tabs of what's going on at all times...

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm fairly certain you know who they are, Lilac.

 

[jack]

I KNOW they're not you.

Dude, I gave one to Cac and one to Mirah WEEKS ago Try to keep up.

 

[jack]

I'm in bed eatin' WAFFELZ

 

[The Dork Lord]

Jack gets all teh ladiez

 

[Lord Waffles]

I'm n jacks bed lickn hiz ballz with pussy syrupz.

 

[Cacophony]

We are too hot to be you darling. Go ride your bull and leave the other boys to us sweetie.

I'm awful harsh to myself

 

[jack]

This thread got really funny really fast.

 

[Lilac]

Dude, I gave one to Cac and one to Mirah WEEKS ago Try to keep up.

Jack, Jack... You'd be surprised at what I know around here.

 

[jack]

Then you know how big my dick is.

 

[Lord Waffles]

A fat and pink 2 incher.

 

[Malarky]

Then you know how big my dick is.

Big enough that your wife screams and begs for more, but small enough that it isn't too much