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Its Barrowmans fault

whisky

whisky

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While John Barrowman was in this country, he was filling saturday night tv, but on the BBC only.

He left the country to do Desperate Housewives, and James Cordon rushed in to fill the ego vacume.

But not content with the BBC, has has to also be on sky, ITV, even the number one song on the radio.

Come back John, all is forgiven!
 
BARROWMAN! *shakes fist*
 
I don't know what he looks like, but I had a dream last night, and he was in it. In the dream, I DID recognize him.... I found it strange in the dream that I should recognize him, having never seen him, but when I saw him, I thought, 'that must be John Barrowman'. and it was. I only heard his name here and on another board where someone is infatuated with him or something.

weird
 
ok, i googled him, and that was NOT the guy in the dream. The guy in the dream looked more like Jeremy Clarkson. Barrowman looks like a pretty boy.
 
He's a master of disguise.
 
I'd burrow deep into John Barrowman.
 
DONT FALL INTO THE PIT OF BARROWMAN!

He is like an evil rip tide. You can't see it, the water looks lovely, I tell you what - I'll just dip my toes in...

WAAAAAAAHHHH I'M DROWNING!
 
I went gay for John in this thread
 
Fun, isn't it? :)

The irony is, he was only in a handful of episodes of Housewives, and his character was kind of generic and could have been played by any number of aging American pretty boys, and they ended up killing him off. WORTH IT, JOHN?
 
It gave him a bit of exposure, at least.
 
He likes being exposed.
 
So I've heard
 
Yes, he is gay therefore he must be PROMISCUOUS and enjoys FLASHING HIS PROMISCUOUS PENIS in public in front of CHILDREN AND NUNS AND JULIE ANDREWS.
 
To be fair, he has gone nude on stage. And he does play the most promiscuous character in a show already jam packed with pointless sex.
 
Fair enough.

Plus, I'd hit it.
 
Gays can also be a little TOUCHY SOMETIMES!!!

But seriously, John Barrowman's weakness is more to do with his desire for self promotion than his sexuality. BUT HE IS A RIGHT GAYLORD WHO LIKES JUDY GARLAND
 
He can touchy me anytime.
 
I'm fairly sure he's married, well civil partnership anyway, its the closest we can do in this country.
 
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