Its been x days since TKs last fake suicide

[CaptainWacky]

That's gotta hurt!

 

[headvoid]

Would you feel guilty if I killed myself to stop this thread slipping beyond page 1?

 

[whisky]

A real suicide would have no impact on this thread, as it only for fake suicides

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about real fake suicides?

 

[headvoid]

IM IN A LOGIC BUBBLE AND CANT ESCAPE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIKE DOCTOR CRUSHER IN "REMEMBER ME"...NO, THAT WAS A STATIC WARP BUBBLE, NEVER MIND.

 

[Loktar]

I have killed myself.

I rubbed too much oil onto my wet, naked body and slipped off my silk sheets and broke my neck.

Pix Plz.

 

[whisky]

3 days since last TK fake suicide

doing well

 

[Cassie]

OMG will someone please fake suicide?

 

[Loktar]

OMG will someone please fake suicide?

*kills self*

 

[Grammour Boy]

*kills loktar again just to be sure*

 

[Loktar]

*kills self again and again*

*gets get turned on by fake killing self*

*wanks*

 

[Grammour Boy]

*moves out of the way*

*picks up saber and plunges it into loktar's lungs, twisting it several times to be sure he's dead again*

 

[Loktar]

I'm not dead. I feel Happy!

 

[Cassie]

KINKY

 

[Loktar]

*gets killed by stampeding cattle in the Vatican*

 

[Grammour Boy]

*unleashes a herd of bisons to stampede through the Vatican going over loktar's dead corpse several times for good measure*

*mutters to self: "stay down, biatch!"*

 

[whisky]

4 days since last TK fake suicide

 

[Ishcabittle]

We're doing well, then, eh what?

 

[Cassie]

the fake suicide watch: day 4