It's Friday night!

[jack]

I jammed with my son and daughter's boyfriend last night. Then ate waffelz.

Hundreds of hundreds of waffelz. With syrupz.

Then the tiger chased me around and around the tree and melted into butter.

 

[jack]

I miss LSD

 

[The Dork Lord]

I never got much of a reaction from acid.

 

[jack]

You never took real acid then.

 

[jack]

Because that shit works.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It worked for everyone else.

Maybe I just needed more?

 

[jack]

I know the first time I took it, it took me almost 8 hours to get off. I was pretty snooty about it until it hit.

Environment is everything.

 

[jack]

anything over 500 mcg of lysergic acid will do it.

 

[jack]

125 or more, actually, but 500 is always really NICE

 

[The Dork Lord]

I think I'll stick to weed.