Remember when Dobby rubbed her bum up against Mark in the stationary cupboard and then he had to pretend he'd pissed himself to Sophie and Geoff?
ftr I have three kids 29,27 and 18. I delivered the first two.
So IF LG is really having her "first" well god bless her.
Hope it goes well, hope the baby is happy healthy and holy.
Many blessings to both of you.
if you need attention (which it appears you clearly do) I'm glad you're seeking it out among your friends.