It's on at eight tonight to trick people into watching Dallas

[CaptainWacky]

WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING DALLAS

(Eggs: ACTUALLY, WACKY, DALLAS IS A STEAMING ROLLERCOASTER OF ENJOYMENt...)

 

[Loktar]

I'd watch it if I cared enough to watch the remake of a show I never watched 20 years ago when it originally aired.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More like thirty years.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I watched a few episodes for nostalgia's sake. It was exactly what it was 30 years ago: a night-time soap opera. I'm not hooked on it but I'll catch an occasional ep.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WAS JUST COVERING MY BASES.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Lucky I visited TK at this exact moment (8:11)*. Looks like I've only missed Brian flubbing a few lines from the autocue and repeating "ooh, do like that? Yes we do. I like it. Yes. I like it. You too? I know. Yes we do. I like it".

*8:13.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Julie got passive aggressive over a chicken sandwich.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WAS IT FROM CHICK FIL-A? DOES SHE HATE THE GAYS???

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIVE DALLAS COVERAGE: IT'S STILL FUCKING ON.