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No one simply walks into Mordor.
 
Is this "war" going to consist entirely of karma neg/rep?

If so, I may have to bow out. That is the dullest thing to do in the world.
 
RED TIDE BOHICA!!!!! etc
 
Is this "war" going to consist entirely of karma neg/rep?

If so, I may have to bow out. That is the dullest thing to do in the world.

I agree. Worse than using someone's dead dog as an avatar and saying their ass is "getting kicked" when nothing could be further from the truth.
 
Maybe we could we play "You Sank My Battleship." Wonder how we could do that. Its ILCs war.
 
I HEART YOU GUYS MORE THAN YOU KNOW! SO MUCH YOU JUST GAVE ME A COMPLETE HARD ON FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!
I WANT TO FUCK YOU SO HARD!
JUST KIDDING
I DON'T HAVE A DICK
I JUST HAVE ACCESS TO DICKS
JUST KIDDING
NO I'M NOT
I HAVE A PUSSY
AND IT IS
WET
WET
WET
I WILL SLIDE OVER EACH OF YOU AND COME WITH YOU TO THE LAND OF ORGASM
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
WHORE!
FLOOR!
SHORE!
STORE!
 
I CAN'T STOP
SORRY
I AM REALLY TIRED
AND I FEEL
IF I PUT MY HEAD
ON THE PILLOW
I MIGHT NOT WAKE UP
FOR DAYS AND DAYS AND DAYS
FUCK I'M GOING TO SLEEP SO HARD TONIGHT
I LOVE YOU GUYS
WILL YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME
ALL OF YOU
LETS HAVE AN ORGY
ILLY'S HAND ON MINE
YOUR HAND ON HERS
SOMEONE'S KNEE RIGHT THERE
YOUR TOES OVER THERE
ITS JUST LIKE A GAME OF TWISTER
OH JUST KIDDING
HERE COMES SEPH TO NEG ME NOW
SHUT THE FUCK UP LOVE CHILD
AND YOUR STUPID POEMS
FUCK YOU SEPH AND YOUR STUPID NEGS
NEGS NEGS
WTF
SRS
DUDE
SRS
LOL
GO SMOKE SOME DOPE
 
*ejaculates*
 
^Dude, train for some stamina, ffs. We're not even halfway done! ;)
 
This war needs some camp followers. Love Child and I volunteer.
 
Now THERES a sandwich I want to be the filling of.
 
Switzerland's beds are turned down and awaiting arrival of the male combatants in need of R & R & L & S! Any early casualties?
 
Seph, get a life.
 
I heard a terrible rumor that peace was breaking out. White hankies are on the field of valor. This cannot be allowed to stand.
 
Well, they aren't terribly sanitary when compared to Kleenix, but with a little lace, a dab of perfume, voila! a prop and a ploy for flirtation.
 
Oh; thank god
I thought I was the only one
Where's my sword
Where's my horse
Try a rusty blade Seph
'Cause I'm past caring
J'ai le soif
Dos Equis
Mes amis
 
Oh, Neon, with you spurring them on there will be men in my Swiss beds within a fortnight! Huzzah!
 
I'd prefer Negra Modelo but I'd settle for Dos Equis in a pinch.
 
What are 'Battle Assholes', anyway?
 
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