It's only a matter of time

[headvoid]

Before we see a youtube video of people jousting in full armour while driving lawn mower tractors.

I for one will gladly take part if someone will lend me armour.

 

[Dr Dave]

Event to take place in the south?

 

[Loktar]

[YOUTUBE]qR5tbP4fIyM[/YOUTUBE]

 

[headvoid]

I'm secretly a redneck with a passion for medieval pageantry.

That video does not represent my dream of the sport.

I am talking shiny things and maidens with roses to give.

 

[Loktar]

I'm secretly a redneck with a passion for medieval pageantry.

That video does not represent my dream of the sport.

I am talking shiny things and maidens with roses to give.

Never gonna happen. You'll have to make do with beer, burping, and farts.

 

[FBI parte due]

I call your bluff. I don't think it's possible to get a red neck in the British Isles.

 

[Dr Dave]

grey neck?

 

[FBI parte due]

Clammy neck.

 

[headvoid]

Pictures will follow in this thread.

 

['Gear]

In a word? Dirtbikes.

 

[Cassie]

[YOUTUBE]ZVCoIWI21qo[/YOUTUBE]

Dammit, now you've got me searching for lawn mower jousts. (the joust starts about 2:08)

headvoid, I think it BEHOOVES you to come to Americaland and classy up our redneck renaissances. You could even teach us how to spell renaissance.

 

['Gear]

Here's the trick - Either go left or right. Pretty much stay out of the middle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want this thing to happen now.

 

['Gear]

If you want Americans to be involved you have to figure out a way to associate carbohydrates of any sort.

Americans love carbohydrates.