Well, like I said before, if you're not in a high-risk group, Cologard is still relatively humiliating (pooping in a box and then sending it off via UPS) but much less involved (and expensive). The downside is the best you can say is that there's a 92% chance you don't have cancer. And the test won't catch precancerous polyps so they can remove them before they become cancerous. And I worry about what this whole thing is going to wind up costing me--even with insurance--but my Dad and his brother both died of colon cancer and the number of relatives on both sides of my family...it would be simpler to count the ones who *didn't* die of some kind of cancer. And like I said, I was having an increasing difficulty getting food all the way into my stomach while eating so I really had to have that looked at. I never smoked habitually--the occasional pipe or cigar. I liked the hookah bar fad of the turn of the century--until I learned that hookahs don't filter out the poisons, they just make it easier for you to maximize the amount of poison you take in. So I wanted to rule out throat cancer (my Dad's Dad died of that) or at least catch it early.
I did make some pancakes last night after all. I figured I owed myself a breakfast for that day so I had one after dinner. I'm still owed a breakfast for Monday, so maybe evening French Toast tonight. And a double lunch today.