In no particular order, I wound up getting a colonoscopy/EGD (the medical equivalent of a spit-roast) today, so after missing Fat Tuesday I'm not real thrilled with the idea of giving something up for Lent this year. Maybe being drugged unconscious and spit-roasted by pretty girl doctors. Anyhow, I don't know if I feel like making pancakes for dinner and crave something more substantial after over a day of starvation. And I'm not supposed to drive today so I guess Waffle House is right out. Do Waffle House waffles count on Pancake Day?
I wasn't able to figure out how to work masturbation into that post. I'll try harder next year.
I did have an idea, back when video stores were still a thing and Door Dash was just starting to become a thing of a driver that would bring you a pizza and a movie and give you a handjob. But it never got past the test-marketing phase.