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It's that time of year again when Wogan tells us to give money to charity.

Gagh

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Wogan - £800,000 per annum from the Beeb alone, and has a wig that now moves inependantly from his scalp, is once more telling us to depart with our cash. This is the same fucker who has taken a fee for hosting Children in Need - the only presenter who has ever demanded one.

What an arse. He needs to be tickled to death by Andi Peters dressed as a giant schlong.

It's even worse this year "despite the hard times..."
 
Well he needs to watch his back, with Ross suspended, hes suddenly the guy on the most money, and look what happened to the last guy.

BTW, have tehy shown the doctor who bit yet?

I cant be bothered to watch the whole thing
 
He took a fee for Children in Need?

What a shameless asshole.
 
Mentalist said:
He took a fee for Children in Need?

What a shameless asshole.
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He has done since it started. Amongst recent Arrogant Fuckwittery from him, includes that being revealed a couple of years ago.

Also, him publicly slating the BBC when they allowed his 'Golden Handcuffs' deal to expire earlier this year, despite his enormous wage, and the fact he walked straight into a shitty quizshow on C4.

Talentless old fuck.
 
I think the Doctor Who bit's on at about 9, but it's only a clip from the Christmas Special because they were lazy this year it seems.
 
And everybody could see his balls in an edition of Points of View. They've had Jeremy Vine present it since then.

There's noooothing on tonight. I might just use the iplayer to catch up on things and do some work so my weekend's free. The emotional video with the children who'd been bullied really pushed me over the edge. Telling them "I know I'm a ginger fuck, thankyou for telling me" isn't gonna help when they're kicking your head in, now is it, little girl?
 
Although if they promise to knock Fearne Cotton off a cliff if they reach £50m or something, I'll gladly fork out this week's paycheck.
 
I have the last 5 episodes of Battlestar S4 to watch, at least a dozen episodes of My Name is Earl, and a whole bunch of Dexter S3, so fuck the do-gooders jerk-circle. I'm off to burn a tenner!
 
Does season 2 of Earl get better?

I loved the first season, but the first few episodes of season two really didn't grab me at all.
 
Is "burning a tenner" slang for something more UNMENTIONABLE?
 
Did anyone watch the Doctor Who thing?
 
Yeah, it was crap
 
I've never liked David Morrisey, so I hope he's not really next Doctor. :(
 
There's a really really really really good chance that we won't be.
 
Considering the Doctor's daughter wasn't the Doctor's daughter even though they went on and on about her being the Doctor's daughter and the episode was called "The Doctor's Daughter", I'd agree that this may not be "The Next Doctor".
 
Minor spoilers, I guess:

There have been a lot of reports that this special is based on "The One Doctor" audio play, in which there is a conman who pretends to be The Doctor. Remember that episode of Voyager where there are the people going around pretending to be Janeway and Tuvok? Same deal.
 
I thought it might be a bit like that, except

he mentioned having a TARDIS. I can believe he'd find a sonic screwdriver somewhere since the Doc has tons of them, but not an actual working TARDIS.
 
It was just a regular screwdriver, and his TARDIS could be a shed.
 
I want Paterson Joseph to be the Doctor. Or David Mitchell. Someone from Peep Show.
 
David Mitchell would be good, but I imagine he'd have trouble running away from the alien of the week (though he'd certainly be able to kill the Daleks with logic).
 
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