It's time for fall planting of those nice spring bulbs.

[missmanners]

Thats right, one of missmanners naughty threads carefully disguised as something boring and mundane.

You know, I can't for the life of me figure out why women fake orgasms. Why they would cheat themselves out of that intense pleasure.

My my the things I think about when I'm driving from audit to audit. So..... why DO women fake orgasms?


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[curiousa2z]

to be polite?


seriously, I don't know.
If yer faking it, how's your partner supposed to know what you um, require for satisfaction? It doesn't seem logical.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought it was the only surefire way to get the ape on top of you to stop so you can get some sleep.

 

[missmanners]

^ oh goodlord!!! Are we looking for QoTW again?


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[missmanners]

Come to think of it, if the ape had just the slightest clue, we wouldn't want him to stop. And we wouldn't want to sleep.


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[curiousa2z]

there's a thought...

 

[Anubis]

I can never be satisfied unless the other person is also. Call it being common courtesy . . . by any means necessary!

 

[Anubis]

"call it being common courtesy?" hah. That's what happens when you don't sleep for 36 hours.

 

[EnglishRose]

so you can finally get the sweaty oaf off of you and get some rest

 

[missmanners]

^ dear, you're obviously sleeping with the wrong men again. Borrow a poolboy for a week or two.


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[jack]

You only fake it when the guy can't make you come, and clearly that's strictly for his benefit. Any guy who won't get down on his knees and worship until his lover's little toes are curling is clearly missing out.

The idea that penetration and thrusting alone causes a female orgasm is vastly overrated.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

You only fake it when the guy can't make you come, and clearly that's strictly for his benefit. Any guy who won't get down on his knees and worship until his lover's little toes are curling is clearly missing out.

The idea that penetration and thrusting alone causes a female orgasm is vastly overrated.

And another wholehearted agreement. A good tongue lashing is a wonderful thing to do.

 

[VKD]

Why are you planting spring bulbs in the fall? wtf is the point? wait for spring - DUH!!

 

[jack]

You always plant bulbs in the fall.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Well, I shaved today, cleared off a nice spot for any and all girls who'd like a little sit and rest while they engage in joy.


Is it me or did that sound even more wrong than I thought it would?

 

[TheResurrect0r]

WHO KNEW YOU WERE INTO SCAT YOU FREAK YOU