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Time for the AssJet 3000! Yes, the only FDA AND FAA approved buttplug/vector-thrust nozzle on the market today! Just eat six jalapeno taquitos, fit the AssJet 3000 securely in place and commute to work for a fraction of the cost of a gallon of gasoline!