It's time to clean house.

[Lilac]

I see a lot of useless shit here in Speak Freely, and it's time to fucking clean house.

First order of business: To quote that fucking fool falconarg, "I run this place."

Second order of business: Joe Hennesy, Blackfoot (don't give me any 'CeeJay' lip, cupcakeer), total kaos, geedis and Steve Samurai Jack: Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. You can have your little circle jerk down in DayCare; Speak Freely's my turf and the only thing that I let foul it up are the spatters of yellow soiling the red maple leaf.

Things are gonna change around here, and ain't no Gutter filth going to swamp this forum like New Orleans after Katrina.

 

[Love Child]

I hear voices in my head.

 

[Lilac]

Do they tell you to be sexy?

 

[Love Child]

Do you tell me to be sexy?! Now I just hear white noise. OMG I said White!

 

[Dick Prickle]

My nuts itch.

 

[Love Child]

Are you going to scratch them?

 

[Kitty]

I still think it could be a rash.

 

[Dick Prickle]

I'm scratching them now.

 

[jack]

I miss my hand up this alt's ass.

 

[Dr. Robustus]

you miss your dad's hand up your ass

 

[Loktar]

you miss your dad's penis up your ass.

 

[Dr. Robustus]

you miss Vap's dad's penis up your ass

 

[Loktar]

you miss your penis.

 

[jack]

His penis is shaped funny.

 

[Loktar]

funny how? like a clown?

 

[jack]

Like one of those funny animal balloons.

 

[Dr. Robustus]

youd love to see what my penis shape is, huh pedoman?

 

[jack]

It's more fun to make you follow me around, actually. I didn't even think you had a penis until your mom told me you "sort of" have one.

 

[Loktar]

lulz