It's true that Windows does have a lot of virii.

[Mentalist]

But Apple made an MP3 player that kills people.

IPODS can kill people who use cardiac implantable pacemakers by interfering with the electromagnetic equipment monitoring the heart, according to a report on Reuters.


A study presented by a 17-year-old high school student Jay Thaker to a meeting of heart specialists looked at the effect of Ipods on 100 patients, whose mean age was 77, outfitted with pacemakers.

An Ipod threw out enough electrical interference was detected half of the time when it was held two inches from the patient's chest for five to 10 seconds.
In some cases, the Ipods caused interference when held 18 inches from the chest and caused telemetry equipment caused the device to misread the heart's pacing and in one case caused the pacemaker to stop functioning altogether.

Uh oh.

 

[Cassie]

ruh ro raggy

 

[whisky]

This is only so they can bring out apple own brand pacemakers, with built in ipods.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I knew there was a reason not to jump on the iPod bandwagon. DEATH.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Only if you have a pacemaker. I wonder what happened to the person whose device stopped working, and how a 17 year old managed to do the research.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I really don't think it would be much of a firmware upgrade to include an iPace function, where the player steps in and takes over for the faulty pacemaker.

 

[FBI parte due]

Plus, Al-Qaeda uses iPhones now.

That's Abdul Salam Zaeef, by the way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Steve Jobs? MORE LIKE STEVE BLOBS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

there is no acceptable defense that i can give. the world mourns the loss of yet more ipod users, pumping revenue into apple's coffers.

 

[FBI parte due]

STEVE JOBS = JOCKO HOMO

 

[FBI parte due]

That post looks totally stupid now that you've posted in between mine and Wacky's.

Good job, IshcaBRITTLE.

 

[FBI parte due]

That post looks totally stupid now that you've posted in between mine and Wacky's.

Good job, IshcaBRITTLE.

 

[FBI parte due]

Hey, why not go for four in a row?

 

[Ishcabittle]

watch out, you could kill someone!

 

[Hambil]

Introducing iPhone 3G. With fast 3G wireless technology, GPS, support for Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync, and the new App Store, iPhone 3G puts even more amazing features in your hands. And just like the original iPhone, it combines three products in one — a revolutionary phone, a widescreen iPod, and a breakthrough Internet device.

That's too hot and sexy to be anywhere near if you have a pacemaker anyway. They got what they deserved.

 

[FBI parte due]

LITTLE POSTING WINGS TOSSED ABOUT
UPON THE WINDS OF FATE

 

[Bickendan]

there is no acceptable defense that i can give. the world mourns the loss of yet more ipod users, pumping revenue into apple's coffins.

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[Ishcabittle]

coffins, coffers, whatever it takes to take over the world. WITH FASION!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Plus, Al-Qaeda uses iPhones now.

That's Abdul Salam Zaeef, by the way.