I've been a naughty boy

[headvoid]

I've been playing with twinkies again.

 

[Conchaga]

twinks or twinkies?

 

[Cassie]

Need more information!!!

 

[headvoid]

I've had a SKAN rash.

 

[Cassie]

There's a pill for that.

 

[Conchaga]

I'm so confused.

 

[Cassie]

yes.. this confusion calls for some jack and coke.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE DRINKS A WHISKY DRINK, HE DRINKS A VODKA DRINK, HE DRINKS A CIDDER DRINK, HE DRINKS A LAGGER DRINK.

He's an alcoholic.

 

[Cassie]

except I'm not a he, and I'm drinking jack and coke with some lemon juice.

 

[headvoid]

Lemon juice? are you posh?

 

[Cassie]

I'm American, so I don't know what posh means, but whatever it is I doubt it. It just tastes good with some lemon in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was replying to Conchage but your post slipped in like a fat guy's penis up a slim girl's rectum (or something.)

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you really been playing with twinks, headvoid?

 

[Tisiphone]

How do you think the cream got there?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Clever mice?

 

[Cassie]

ELVES!

 

[Tisiphone]

MAGIC STOVE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SENTIENT CREAM

 

[headvoid]

I like to talk about Twinkies, not squeeze them