I've got a cold and I'm horny as hell.

[Conchaga]

Problem is, my head is so congested that I can't masturbate.

Shit sucks.

God I wanna suck on things a lot recently.

My gf keeps telling me that she won't let me go down on her until I shave my goatee. I'm thinking of just shaving my chin and leaving a stache and a soul patch.

 

[Love Child]

Why did she say that? Is it scratchy?

 

[Conchaga]

Well, I asked her to start making sure her ass was hairless last year. I keep mine baby smooth, so she should, too.

I'll never let her shave her fire crotch though. OMG thinking about it turns me on.

Anyway, my chin rubs against her shorn ass and irritates the skin, so I can't eat her out unless my chin is as bald as her ass.

Fuck it. It grows back in a week anyway.

 

[Love Child]

I have hair.
He prefers it that way.
I have finally gotten used to it. I like it too now.

 

[Conchaga]

I love when a girl has neatly trimmed crotch hair, but I just don't like a hairy ass.

I'm sure most of you will agree.

Oddly enough, I'm perfectly ok with moderately hairy legs.

 

[SuN]

Im horny as hell 24/7 with absolutely no satisfying resolution; thinking of joining the army...they feed u libido depressents ya?

 

[Love Child]

I saw a hippy girl with unshaved armpits once. I still think about it to this day. She was pretty hot.

 

[Love Child]

Im horny as hell 24/7 with absolutely no satisfying resolution; thinking of joining the army...they feed u libido depressents ya?

WTF?! Log in with the wrong dual? Who are you? No. The army will make you hornier. Perhaps.

 

[SuN]

ya...i keep a lid on that basket 4 a reason

 

[Love Child]

LOL You can still edit!

 

[Conchaga]

Im horny as hell 24/7 with absolutely no satisfying resolution; thinking of joining the army...they feed u libido depressents ya?

Wut? I don't think so.

I saw a hippy girl with unshaved armpits once. I still think about it to this day. She was pretty hot.

This one's pretty cute.

Spoiler

WTF?! Log in with the wrong dual? Who are you? No. The army will make you hornier. Perhaps.

The army will definitely solve the 24/7 horniness issue because there's tons of dudes and very little women. I've seen army chicks run trains for the hell of it.

 

[SuN]

ZOMG TRAUMA

 

[Conchaga]

Oh, pipe down.

That one isn't nearly as bad as some other hirsute chicks I've seen.

 

[Love Child]

A little trimming would be nice. But really it isn't that bad. When I was really really horny working out helped. Also jumping into the cold lake and swimming helped alot.

 

[Conchaga]

But I have a cold.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm like a Barbie down there.

 

[SuN]

ooooh shiny!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Very glowing.

 

[Yub]

Anyone wishing for a lack of sex or libido...have a child, it works wonders.

 

[Tisiphone]

You've never met my sister and her hubby, then.