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I've got another great idea-TK's first original end of the world cult - free Xenu!

Damn it! We've been scooped !

When this came up in the search engine I thought one of you had really got motivated but sadly no.

http://www.freexenu.com

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Their forum isn't very active. If you wanted to actually do this you should go the totally serious route, like The Flat Earth society. If you read the top forums there, there are a few devout Flat Earthers and they never crack... this has caused several people to have complete meltdowns.
 
Yeah, I think we can still do it - their website hasn't even been updated for like a year and a half and it isn't even "serious."

If WE are serious and active, we will win in any sort of war with scientology. It will be the most glorious moment of TK's history!
 
I'll totally do it. As soon as somebody decides to lead the movement, just shoot me a PM and I'll be there.
 
You don't need a leader. Find some scientology boards and start posting. Take it slow at first. Just throw in a "Don't you think there's more to Xenu than we've heard?" every once in a while.

I actually don't think this will work (atleast against scientologists) for two reasons...

1. They aren't a big active presence on the internet. They'd be more happy to shut the internet down than post on it. The "church" doesn't like its people on the net, period.

2. Most of the underling newbies (who we have the most chance of interacting with) are forbidden to know about the Xenu story.
 
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Let's not forget Dharma from Dharma and Greg.

Some dude was wearing an anti-scientology t-shirt and that Jenna Elfman chick cornered him and started screaming "What are your crimes? What are your crimes? Have you raped a baby ?!!"



Also interesting to note is that anytime the guy in the t-shirt started to say something about Xenu, Elfman had her Scientology Newbie friend backup and put his hands over his ears. Guess he wasn't OTIII yet. You know if you hear about Xenu and your not OTIII yet your head will explode - seriously that's what they believe.
 
Parallaxis said:
1. We don't know where the mountain is. We're currently seeking funds to start digging at serveral secret locations. The church of scientology discovered several ruins long ago of what appear to be gaint markers left to indentifiy Xenu's living tomb. The church destroyed most of these however one marker WAS brought back to California and the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center was built on top of it to keep it safe. Only the top members of the celebrity center are allowed to see it.
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Is this usable?

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Obviously you'd need to Photoshop it a bit, and do something to the coding (?) so it couldn't be traced, but you could start frantically posting this around scientology-related sites with some Lovecraftian hysteria attached to it, like "Mr. Ward uploaded this from his field laptop right before IT HAPPENED!!!" The trick is to be vague and yet show total conviction that the photo shows Xenu's resting place.

All kinds of fun to be had. :bigass:
 
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