I've just been appointed new lead singer of My Chemical Romance!

[Gagh]

I can so totally do this - I just need to practice my scales now. Excuse me whilst I go and slam my nuts under a heavy book 59 times, and I'll be ready.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Will you also be taking over the writing chores on The Umbrella Academy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Umbrella_Academy

 

[Gagh]

I'm turning that over to Pauly Shore, my deputy.

 

[Cassie]

Do you have t-shirts for sale yet?

 

[Dr Dave]

Link us to the new band website, post haste.

 

[CaptainWacky]

emo lol

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

QUICK LETS MAKE A COMMENT ON FACEBOOK

 

[MamaKitty]

Good, someone needs to take over that POS wanna be goth pop boy Band..

I do not like them Sam I am, I do not like that little wanna be goth boy band..

 

[CaptainWacky]

Instead of taking them over, why not lock them in a fridge?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CHILLING