starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
This is the third person I know that has died like this.....
For Christmas his wife demanded that he buy her a car. Instead of him buying a car, he bought her a Gym suit, some sweat pants, and a free gift card for membership to the Local Gym. She became extremely irate and demanded that if he did not buy her what she wanted immediately that he would be sleeping by himself from now on.
"TOMORROW MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP THERE HAD BETTER BE SOMETHING IN THAT DRIVEWAY THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 100 IN LESS THAN 5 SECONDS FLAT, IF NOT, THEN ITS OVER BETWEEN US"
When she woke up the next morning, he was already gone. When she looked in the driveway, all she saw was a square box about the size of a laptop. She bought it inside thinking that there would be keys inside. When she opened it up, all she saw... was a bathroom scale
He is scheduled to be buried tomorrow
For Christmas his wife demanded that he buy her a car. Instead of him buying a car, he bought her a Gym suit, some sweat pants, and a free gift card for membership to the Local Gym. She became extremely irate and demanded that if he did not buy her what she wanted immediately that he would be sleeping by himself from now on.
"TOMORROW MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP THERE HAD BETTER BE SOMETHING IN THAT DRIVEWAY THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 100 IN LESS THAN 5 SECONDS FLAT, IF NOT, THEN ITS OVER BETWEEN US"
When she woke up the next morning, he was already gone. When she looked in the driveway, all she saw was a square box about the size of a laptop. She bought it inside thinking that there would be keys inside. When she opened it up, all she saw... was a bathroom scale
He is scheduled to be buried tomorrow
